whenever a kid is signing up for a library card and they and their parent have good silly vibes i like to treat it like a knighting ceremony. i’m like “jacob, child of hannah, i bestow unto you this card of great freedom and power. are you prepared to take on the literary responsibility of your very own library card? i believe you are.” and it always makes them laugh and feel very important it’s so much fun. like yeah we do a little improv at the library we do some bits
sometimes i wish the gay people in my phone were gay people in my house. where i could give them snacks and blankets and hear the sound of their laughter
I have a zombie gnome on little stump by my front porch.
Today, I saw some kid walking to the bus stop, turn and come up my walkway.
Gently, he knelt down beside my gnome, reached into his pocket, and pulled out a smaller gnome with a rainbow hat. He carefully placed the little guy on the stump, then turned and went to the bus.
I went out to take a look and it looks like the little guy was hand painted to match the zombies facial expression.
I think I’m going to treasure this for the rest of my life. Yeah, there’s good in the world. And the kids are alright.
